Nov 20

what would Claudia Kishi do?

So B. got some amazingly good news today, like “holy shit you must be kidding me is it celebratory martini time yet?” news and I am theoretically getting ready to go see him and commence aforementioned celebrating (I like martinis) but instead I am having a fucking crisis here.  Because I have decided — melodramatically, of course — that none of my clothes fit or match or work (no, Tim Gunn, shut it, I CANNOT make it work I CANNOT) and 3/5ths of my wardrobe is on the floor or strewn over chairs and I am on my fourth outfit of the past hour and I still hate all of it.  The supposedly uberprofesh tulip skirt from h&m turns out to be slightly too small, which I realize immediately after removing the tags.  Thirty dollars well spent!  My jeans are either too baggy or so tight they’re crotch-eaters (THAT’S COMFORTABLE AND ATTRACTIVE), everything’s shitty, I’m tired of my jewelry, oh god no one has ever suffered like this or ever will.

If I was Claudia Kishi I would just borrow a shirt from my dad and gluegun a bunch of matchbox cars to it BUT I AM NOT HER and right now I trying to calculate how much it would cost to set fire to everything and start over from scratch.

No I am not exaggerating THIS IS A REAL CRISIS.


Nov 19

Marriage and Marines

rypurt:

“I think it would be a strong viral marketing idea if they just kept re-releasing the movie “Stop-Loss” every 6 months” - Me to the Marine who punched me.

Last time I told you about this some idiot was proposing on Tumblr and no one laughed, so I’m telling it again. what, Judd Apatow can do it like 9 times and you are gonna give me shit..ok fine.

Anyway I don’t think it is a good idea to purpose on Tumblr. Namely cause she has the option of saying “no..pwnd” or “Lol” or some other chat room code you might not understand. And also cause she wasn’t tricked into it. My plan to purpose is to secretly hide a ring in Chelsea’s winter gloves and then when she puts them on for work..boom! We are instantly married. Sorry stupid, should of looked in the glove. Those are the marriage rules, nothing she can do about it. Read a bible.


Nov 17

Nov 16

Nov 13
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

notso:

Lady Gaga ft. Beyonce - Telephone


Nov 11
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

indierawk:

Anya Marina - Whatever You Like [TI Cover].

via sexmusic:catplaysmusic:

this one goes out to sparkleneelysparkle.



awwww shit.
(via fuckyeahladygaga)

awwww shit.

(via fuckyeahladygaga)


Nov 10

this bitch is off her damn rocker.


“Nostalgia - it’s delicate, but potent. Teddy told me that in Greek, “nostalgia” literally means “the pain from an old wound.” It’s a twinge in your heart far more powerful than memory alone. This device isn’t a spaceship, it’s a time machine. It goes backwards, and forwards … it takes us to a place where we ache to go again. It’s not called the wheel, it’s called the carousel. It lets us travel the way a child travels - around and around, and back home again.  To a place where we know we are loved.”
(woolsweater:madmenfootnotes)

“Nostalgia - it’s delicate, but potent. Teddy told me that in Greek, “nostalgia” literally means “the pain from an old wound.” It’s a twinge in your heart far more powerful than memory alone. This device isn’t a spaceship, it’s a time machine. It goes backwards, and forwards … it takes us to a place where we ache to go again. It’s not called the wheel, it’s called the carousel. It lets us travel the way a child travels - around and around, and back home again.  To a place where we know we are loved.”

(woolsweater:madmenfootnotes)


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